A few days ago I used the digital medium of the internet to order a new fountain pen: probably the most analogue of writing tools.
I find that funny.
I think that makes me an idiot.
Okay, it's a Rotering collapsible carbonfibre fountain pen, one of the most lovely fountain pens ever made and on sale for less than 20 quid, but it still doesn't have a USB port.
Sorry.
